Wednesday, June 06, 2007

What's Wrong With This Picture?


"Oh gracious God of heaven, anoint my hands so they are quick to block and anoint my feet so they are quick to kick. May I strike hard and fast, giving you glory for the victory I am to about to recieve by defeating my opponent and kicking his ass. In your name I pray. Amen."

4 comments:

John Lynch said...

That is AWESOME! I'm busting up, man. All they need are Stars & Stripes pants & bandanas! I can hear that white, porcelin Jesus whispering now, "Sweep the leg, Johnny! Sweep the leg!"

Al said...

Is this a rhetorical question?

Michael said...

Where did you get my mantle Piece??!! I knew something was missing when you left my house the other day. If you wanted one all you had to do was ask and I would have bought one for you!! BUT SINCE YOU STOLE IT, YOU ASS CLOWN, YOU ARE NO LONGER MY MAN CRUSH!!!!!

lefty said...

sick.

there seems to be a strong connection between fundamentalism and violence.